fall 7 times. STAND UP 8.

oswinoswut:

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown